I really want to like Haskell. One of my loves in school was SML, go figure. But Haskell is apparently still too much of a research language that eschews any real concern for solving the (hard) problems of UX in programming language semantics and syntax. Consider, as one small example, attempting to - ha ha ha - do something as - ha ha oh i'm dying here - complex and advanced and ivory tower as - no, seriously, this is killin' me - as as as... defining and using records!