There's always some storm-in-a-teapot navel-gazing name-calling turf-defending self-aggrandizing phallus-waving miscommunication stuff going on in the "Agile" land. I think it would be super funny if SNL / College Humor / the SV TV show / somebody did a skit of a panel of various agile experts getting into a verbal kerfuffle, and then Jeff Sutherland yelling about how he was a fighter pilot and just physically punching the heck out of somebody else and then it goes nuts! Black belts from Six Sigma wreaking havoc! Scrummers using Drunken Scrum Master Style! Kanbaners using (anime reference alert) The Bloody Card! Strawman Waterfallers using enhanced interrogation! Just a complete slaugherhouse! Somebody reading Kierkegaard's footnotes about MVC! It would be oh so cathartic, would it not?