grainger: not so good at user experience. or getting your order right. hard to retain and train good help? hard to make digital systems that assist in getting orders right?
Night of the Living Duh
we're not fugazi (they're way harder)
Friday, September 18, 2026
Saturday, September 12, 2026
user experience fail
>>> The short answer: Metabones’ naming is inconsistent, and your frustration is justified. But there is a coherent underlying structure — it’s just buried under overlapping labels (“T”, “Ultra”, “XL”, “CINE”, “II”, “II+”) that Metabones reuses in different ways.
🧠The real naming matrix (the part Metabones never explains clearly)
Dimension A: Mechanical housing
T = current housing
(older non‑T housings discontinued)
Dimension B: Optical formula
Ultra = 0.71×
XL = 0.64×
Super16 = 0.58×
Smart Adapter = no optics
Dimension C: Electronics
Mark I
Mark II
Mark II+ (same processor, more memory)
Dimension D: Market segment
CINE = video‑centric firmware + housing
Standard = photo/video general use
Dimension E: Mount
EF→MFT, EF→RF, EF→X, EF→BMPCC4K, etc.
Metabones combines all of these into one long name, which is why the naming feels chaotic.
🧨 Why listings look contradictory
Retailers often shorten names incorrectly. For example, B&H lists:
Metabones Canon EF Lens to RF‑Mount T CINE Speed Booster ULTRA 0.71×
Metabones T Speed Booster Ultra 0.71× Adapter for Canon EF→RF
Both are “T Ultra” adapters — one is CINE, one is not.
The “T” is not a variant of “Ultra”. It’s just always there.
🧵 TL;DR (the part you actually want)
“T” and “Ultra” are not competing labels. You can have both because:
T = mechanical generation
Ultra = optical formula (0.71×)
XL = different optical formula (0.64×)
II / II+ = electronics generation
CINE = firmware/housing variant
So a product named:
EF–MFT mount T Speed Booster ULTRA 0.71× II
means:
EF→MFT
T‑series housing
Ultra optical formula (0.71×)
Mark II electronics
Nothing contradictory — just terrible naming.
Saturday, September 5, 2026
mouth of babes
The corruption creep — a nearly flat path that drifts so slowly the reader almost doesn't notice. No dramatic swings, no obvious turning points. Just a gradual, relentless drift toward the dark endpoint.
Sunday, August 30, 2026
document it, and they will come
Yokoyama: I also remember that at our first location test, at a game center by Nishiogikubo Station, none of the people I saw playing were using the dual fighter ability!
Yokoyama: Everyone was just dodging. And we had gone to all the trouble of putting that instruction card up! I thought that would have explained it, you know. (laughs)
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
i do not love apple
You’re not imagining it — iOS 26 currently has a UI bug where Settings → Search → “Dim Flashing Lights” shows a result, tapping it jumps into Motion, but the toggle is missing. Here’s the correct behavior and how to surface the setting reliably.
The setting does exist in iOS 26, but Apple moved it and the search index wasn’t updated.
Below is a clean step‑by‑step path to reach the real toggle.
The correct location for Dim Flashing Lights in iOS 26
It now lives under Accessibility → Display & Text Size, not Motion.
Here’s the exact sequence:
01
Open Accessibility
The setting was relocated from Motion to Display & Text Size.
Settings → Accessibility
Scroll down past Physical & Motor
Look for the Vision section
02
Enter Display & Text Size
Apple moved several visual comfort features here in iOS 26.
Accessibility → Display & Text Size
This section contains toggles for brightness, contrast, color filters, and visual safety
03
Find “Dim Flashing Lights”
Actual LocationThe toggle is inside Display & Text Size, not Motion.
Scroll near the bottom
Toggle Dim Flashing Lights on
Optionally enable Reduce White Point if needed
Why search sends you to Motion
Apple’s internal search index still maps “Dim Flashing Lights” to its old location (Motion → Video Effects). The UI changed, but the search metadata didn’t — so tapping the search result jumps to Motion, where the toggle no longer exists.
What you can expect next
This is a known regression in the iOS 26 betas and early builds. Apple typically fixes search‑index mismatches in a minor update (26.1 or 26.2).
Monday, August 17, 2026
self-indictment
i do not know what could be stronger evidence for the intellectual and usability bankruptcy of the computing field than yaml.