WOW! do i hate intellij right about now! i click the thing to do the self update and it puts me through like 3 progress bars (so it looks like 1 progress bar that gets to 100% and then resets, three freaking times in a row?) and during the last one locks up my machine, and THEN presents me with another modal dialog that won't alt-tab away that has... ANOTHER PROGRESS BAR.

yes. hate. hateful ux. ux from hate. from hell.