SSLMate: "Simple Security Get SSL certificates from the command line in under 60 seconds."

uh... no. not really.

like, so far i've had to (1) use the command line [which obviously previously required installing it, that standard hell], (2) going to my email, (3) going to some random page the email directs me to, (4) wait a long time with on real feedback for the script to finish, hopefully.