I hereby claim a "citizen's patent" (like a citizen's arrest) on the concept of having not just a simple boring mere touchscreen device, but having a lickscreen (or uh tonguescreen) device. It won't respond to finger or stylus swipes at all, only to tongue lick swipes. (Yes, kicks the Tinder a different experience around.)

Ok, I hereby also put the idea into the public domain.

So there.